Chris is a Harvard Law graduate and loves cheeses of all colors. He wears Tom's shoes, slip ons and low tops. Not because he supports giving shoes to poor children in poorer countries(let's be honest, what country ISNT poor compared to America) but because he enjoys spending WAY too much money on very impractical footwear. Chris is also a father to a little girl that makes him cry on a daily basis with her biting sarcasm and her real and honest perceptions.........what I actually mean is she does nothing but pick on me. All. The. Time.......seriously, someone save me. I don't even care if your life consists of you somehow being on fire 24/7, please, I'll take it........anyways, moving on, Chris is also a gigantic exaggerater, and loves nothing more than to laugh and have fun. And he mostly does that by telling ridiculous, and often long and extremely detailed stories. And if you don't laugh at EVERYTHING he says, prepare to be deleted from his friends list.