I am an easy-going player. I'm not bad and not great. Sometimes I freakin' shoot everything that freakin' moves. I don't want to hear your music or the 'n'-word, and I find the variant terms for homosexuality offensive when used as pejoratives. Also, female anatomical references make you sound less than intelligent. I don't mind a "take charge" type, but don't be whiny about it. Humor is always appreciated. If you happen to be from an alternate reality where the Big Bopper lived through the plane crash, I'd like to know if he went on to be an even bigger bopper. Like, was he bigger than the Beatles? Bigger than Jesus?